Post by Richard Robinson on Dec 8, 2009 12:51:53 GMT -5
Dear All ,
As you know, today is my last day. But before I leave, I wanted to take this opportunity to let you know what a great and distinct pleasure it has been to type 'Today is my last day.'
Ever since I returned to work here, I've hoped that I might one day leave this firm. And now that this dream has become a reality, please know that I could not have reached this goal without XXXX unending lack of support. Words cannot express my gratitude for the words of gratitude they did not express.
I would especially like to thank management: in an age where miscommunication is all too common, they consistently impressed and inspired me with the sheer magnitude of their misinformation. It takes a strong person to admit his mistakes - it takes a stronger man to attribute his mistakes to others.
Over the past five years, I have been taught more than I could ever ask for and, in most cases, ever did ask for. I have been fortunate enough to work with some absolutely interchangeable people on a wide variety of seemingly identical projects - an invaluable lesson in overcoming daily tedium in overcoming daily tedium in overcoming daily tedium.
Demands on techs were high and patience short, but I take great solace knowing that my work was, as stated on my annual review, 'mostly satisfactory.' That is the type of praise that sends a man home happy after even after being on call in the office after midnight, smiling his way through shots of mostly satisfactory tequila.
And to some of the attorneys: even though we barely acknowledged each other within these office walls, I hope that in the future, should we pas* on the street, you will regard me the same way as I regard you: avoiding eye contact.
So, in parting, if I could pas* on any word of advice to the individual who will be filling my position, it would be to cherish this experience like a sponge and soak it up , because a job opportunity like this comes along only once in a lifetime.
Meaning: if I had to work here again in this lifetime, I would sooner kill myself.
As you know, today is my last day. But before I leave, I wanted to take this opportunity to let you know what a great and distinct pleasure it has been to type 'Today is my last day.'
Ever since I returned to work here, I've hoped that I might one day leave this firm. And now that this dream has become a reality, please know that I could not have reached this goal without XXXX unending lack of support. Words cannot express my gratitude for the words of gratitude they did not express.
I would especially like to thank management: in an age where miscommunication is all too common, they consistently impressed and inspired me with the sheer magnitude of their misinformation. It takes a strong person to admit his mistakes - it takes a stronger man to attribute his mistakes to others.
Over the past five years, I have been taught more than I could ever ask for and, in most cases, ever did ask for. I have been fortunate enough to work with some absolutely interchangeable people on a wide variety of seemingly identical projects - an invaluable lesson in overcoming daily tedium in overcoming daily tedium in overcoming daily tedium.
Demands on techs were high and patience short, but I take great solace knowing that my work was, as stated on my annual review, 'mostly satisfactory.' That is the type of praise that sends a man home happy after even after being on call in the office after midnight, smiling his way through shots of mostly satisfactory tequila.
And to some of the attorneys: even though we barely acknowledged each other within these office walls, I hope that in the future, should we pas* on the street, you will regard me the same way as I regard you: avoiding eye contact.
So, in parting, if I could pas* on any word of advice to the individual who will be filling my position, it would be to cherish this experience like a sponge and soak it up , because a job opportunity like this comes along only once in a lifetime.
Meaning: if I had to work here again in this lifetime, I would sooner kill myself.